Sunday, April 29, 2007
over the hills and far away
Teletubbies come to play.
But i'm going up the mountain. Genting specifically...
I'll be back on Tuesday, so meanwhile, keep this place safe for me ok?
Eh eh, i joined the youth.sg grand finals so if i get in, vote for me k? Thanks!
Casino~
Labels: random
Saturday, April 28, 2007
may you stay cha cha and happy always!
Happy birthday Koh Tee Seng!
You better remember the sweat and blood the bunch of us put in to organise your surprise ok!
I hope you love what we've gotten you! I forgot what you called the chacha green pufferfish ball thing already la!
Let's lunch together soon!
Labels: birthday
Thursday, April 26, 2007
cannot, got porn!
Click on the picture to see which site was denied due to "Pornographic material".
This is hilarious.
the student's sketchpad
THIS is damn interesting.
My favourite one is the Pokemaid!
I actually burst out laughing in the office!
Labels: random, recommendations
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
happy 60th birthday!
To the British Council.
It's their 60th year in Singapore!
And for their 60th, they're celebrating by asking Singaporeans to vote for their 6 favourite words out of the 60 that they've provided.
Go HERE to vote!
My words were "creative", "love", "smithereens", "ravenous", "exorbitant" and "gorgeous"!
Go vote and tell me what your favourite words are!
Oh, there'll be prizes too!
Every 60th person could win a prize, and all entrants have a chance to win two return tickets to the UK.
So go vote la!
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
i just fucking got insulted
THAT WHORE MUST BE HAVING A VERY BAD CASE OF PMS.
MAYBE SHE HASN'T BEEN GETTING ANY FOR A LOOOOONG TIME.
MAYBE HER LADY BITS HAVE DRIED AND SHRIVELLED UP, CAUSING MEN TO RUN HELTER SKELTER WHEN THEY SEE HER.
AND SHE FUCKING TOOK IT OUT ON ME.
I AM SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW.
THESE KIND OF PEOPLE SPREADING NEGATIVITY SHOULD JUST EXPLODE INTERNALLY AND DISAPPEAR FROM THE BLOODY FACE OF THIS EARTH.
Let me recount the conversation to the best of my memory.
Whore: "How much does it cost to service my computer?"
note she didn't even say hello.
Victim AKA me: "I'll have to transfer you to our technical helpdesk and you'll have to ask them."
Whore: -silence-
Victim: "Hello, are you there?"
Whore: "Why can't you tell me the cost?"
Victim: "This is the sales department, so i wouldn't know the cost of fixing a technical issue, you'll have to refer to the service centre for the price. Why not you take down the number?"
Whore: "Why can't you just transfer me directly?"
Victim: "I will, but in case you can't get through, you can call that number."
Whore: "So i won't be able to get through right?"
Victim: "I wouldn't know, it depends on the call traffic at the service centre."
Whore: "Why can't you just tell me? There must be a standard charge to fixing a laptop right?"
Victim: "That i wouldn't know, because it is totally different departments!"
by this time i was slightly irritated and totally wanted to hang up on her already.
Whore: "Then it must be a very lousy company you're running or you must be very dumb."
AND SHE FUCKING HUNG UP.
FUCKING COWARDLY SHIT.
OH.
MY.
GOD.
I'm so royally pissed off.
咕叽咕叽
Eh, i found the 咕叽咕叽 MV damn cute (even thou i'm in the office and have no sound. i only watched the image! damn sad), but i can't help to wonder if the 6 guys in the MV are like a new boyband looking for their big break by appearing in Yanzi's MV.
Actually, it's quite clever marketing.
Oh, i threw in 我怀念的 too cos i had the 逆光 MV up here before.
Sorry, but i love this woman.
Labels: youtube
Monday, April 23, 2007
apocalypse
The weather's damn gross nowadays.
*picture removed till further notice*
quite arty hor the shot
The sky was so black awhile ago that i could imagine the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse decending from the clouds. At around 3 the sky was as dark as at 8!
Actually, the sky sort of mirrored my mood. I'm suddenly feeling old. I know it's been only 3 days since i've turned 21 but goodness, i'm an adult!
Actually, a part of this stems from the fact that i'm single. Haha! Dun scoff! My last r/s ended quite badly on Boxing Day and since then, there's been no one. Quite demoralising, especially when someone i know broke up and got attached again all within the month (if you're reading this, i'm not resenting you k, it's just the way the cookie crumbles).
Anyway, you don't know the trouble i went through to upload the photo you saw above.
I had to email it from my phone but apparently, i did not have the right email settings.
It's so ironic that to update my Samsung phone's email acount i had to call Singtel, which then referred me to Samsung, which then referred be back to Singtel again!
Hello, i'm doing customer service, i'm supposed to be the one transferring people around, not being transferred!
Labels: love, random, rants, work
Sunday, April 22, 2007
a lazy sunday
Ahhhh...
It's been a long while since i last stayed at home and just chilled.
I went downstairs for a swim and a tan. My face is now charred. Like seriously mangkali.
I supposedly scheduled today for blogging but i ended up falling asleep =\
My birthday pics are not done yet!
But i present to you the WANTED list!
Friday, April 20, 2007
super full!
Firstly, i wanna wish myself a MERRY MERRY MERRY MERRY MERRY MERRY MERRY MERRY MERRY MERRY MERRY MERRY MERRY MERRY MERRY MERRY MERRY BIRTHDAY!
And i'm at work.
Boo =(
But halfway to lunch, my colleagues suddenly remembered that it was my birthday and they treated me lunch! We had zhi char! So bloated now. -bleah-
I'm supposed to meet the BMT gang (who shall henceforth be known in my blog as the Cha Chas! with the exclaimation mark!) for dinner later, but i have to go be a filial son.
My mother needs my help to go carry the groceries for tomorrow's BBQ. It's for me and my brother's joint celebration with my relatives and my brother's friends.
My brother's birthday's 4 days after mine and I bought him a Creative mp3 player.
Ok, i shall attempt to go memorise the cheena chorale song now. So sorry for the lack of pictures still!
I have no idea why i'm still so incredibly busy even after my party!!!
Thursday, April 19, 2007
no blood test!
I went for the NUS medical checkup today with Yeng Hian and friend, Justin.
It was, to my amazement, FUN!
We did the eyesight test, took our height (i have a new height, 171cm!) and weight and blood pressure, urine test and x-ray. Of cos, not forgetting the old zha bor doctor pressing the tummy and groin area.
Along the way i saw many familiar faces, but i didn't talk to any of them because i don't know them per se.
Oh, the nurse taking our blood pressure turned out to be Yeng Hian's neighbour staying in the same block. The conversation they had was quite hilarious.
Nurse: "Oh, you're staying in the same block as me!"
YH: "Is it? That's interesting."
Nurse: "Oh let me look at which floor you are staying in, is it above me or below me. Oh, it's below me. Ok ok, i thought i have to scold you because someone keep pouring water into my balcony. But nevermind, you're below me so can't be you la."
YH: -stun-
The nurse had to take his blood pressure twice because there was some weird sound. I suspect she just wanted to fondle his arms one more time la.
Then before that Justin's urine had too much glucose.
So i was joking that they each had one fault already, so later my turn. Maybe after the x-ray they found my ribs cracked or something.
After the whole thing, i was accosted by 3 different groups of camp facilitators promoting their individual camps. I ended up talking cock with one girl for about 30 - 40 mins. Boon Kian even joined in after he was done.
I was saying that even before i joined the school i made enemies already. I kept making fun of the girl's name. I couldn't help myself. Her name was Jitsy.
Ditzy. Dipsy. Gypsy.
Argh ok i should stop.
There's no more air-con in the office already! Time to zhao!
ps, Feather Keeper is fun! I'm at "F" now.
Labels: games, medical, nus, recommendations, uni
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
framed criminals
I've got all the pics but i've yet to sort them out.
There's a crisis now. Half the pictures were from my cam and the other half were from KW's cam. The thing is, KW's cam had the date imprinted on the photos!
The mugshots are kinda ruined by the date imprint. And i can't remove it with photoshop because the date's over vital parts like the hands or shirts! Hard to clone it away.
WOE!
Many agencies have called me for tuition job offers and i keep rejecting them.
Machiam like i damn rich and dun need the money.
THAT'S FALSE!
I'm in a perpetual state of brokeness, it's just that the jobs are either too poorly paid or too xiong. Like many hours in a week kind.
Buay tahan already with one p6 kid still wanna throw me so many extra hours.
Why cannot just give me one lower sec kid with average to good pay tutoring English???
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I just got a damn funny call.
"Er, other than online ordering, how can i order?"
"You can fax in the order form."
"Er, where do you get the order form?"
"You can go to the online website to download it."
"That's the problem, i don't have internet connection."
(after discussion with my colleagues and much thinking)
"Do you have any friends?"
"HUH?"
"I mean, do you have any friends with internet connection?"
My colleague laughed.
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Pics coming soon. -crosses fingers-
KW's been avoiding me.
Labels: random, rants, tuition, work
Monday, April 16, 2007
"hello, good evening, (insert company name) dot com"
That was what i said when i picked up the phone 5 mins ago.
I.
AM.
SO.
TIRED.
No more late nights for me. And i slept at only 2 plus. Gosh i'm getting old.
The party last night was a blast! I had so much fun pulling people to take mugshots and portraits with the frame!
That's why the theme was "Framed Criminals"!
Photos soon (i hope).
I have to wait for dearest kw to send me the other half of my photos because MY CAMERA DIED HALFWAY THROUGH THE CAKE CUTTING PHOTOS!
I quote kw, "Canon batteries suck!"
Saturday, April 14, 2007
freebies make me very happy
Even though i'm a temp, there're still perks.
I finally have portable speakers, and can actually be powered with the Nokia charger!
Shiok la!
Oh and i got a planner.
Bleah.
I never use those.
Friday, April 13, 2007
miniclips
In addition to Sling and Frost Bite (which i've completed!), i've also found new games like Snow Line (also completed) and Papa Louie!
Damn fun!
Anyone got any other online games to recommend?
Edit: I've found another new game! Clash N Slash. Don't let the barbaric name turn you off, it's actually a damn fun spaceship shooting game with upgrades and different weapons! FUN!
Yesterday i wanted to share a conversation i had with this guy who knew NOTHING, but then my com restarted and i got pissed off.
But seriously it's too hilarious not to put it up.
"How much does this model cost?"
"Oh, it's $1200* without GST."
"Then with GST, will be more or not?"
-_-"
Labels: games, recommendations, work
Thursday, April 12, 2007
i'm feeling random
And pissed because i typed in one whole chunk of funny random shit and the com restarted!
ARGH!
Totally not in the mood to recreate it.
My blog can close shop already!
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
*ROAR*
Everyone's pangseh-ing me on my birthday!
You all goooood...
Details are underway. Please wait patiently...
Thursday, April 05, 2007
my chinese is terrible enough...
... and yet i have to handle old parents who can only speak chinese, but understands terms like "logistic" and "fax".
That's not the worse thing.
I have to handle the ching chong students from freaking CHINA!
so apt this picture since my company is from Taiwan.
I must make it clear that i'm in no way prejudiced against China people, it's just that my Chinese capabilities are seriously limited. If you know me, you'll know.
The very first time i encountered a China student, i had so much trouble just translating the sentence, "You have to go to the website and follow the instructions".
In the end, i told her, "Ni yao qu wang lu na bian geng zhe instructions."
She replied with a, "Er... Wo bu zhi dao ni zhai shuo shen me", in that cheena China slang.
URGH!
I also want to tell her that i cannot understand her!
Eh, don't get me wrong, i'm not ashamed of my Chinese heritage. It's been a month since i ORDed and until now, i was adamnant on leaving my hair black and undyed, as a weak attempt against conformity.
That's until now.
I'm having mixed feelings about this Supercuts voucher that i've received via Singtel for my birthday.
It has a 40% off on ALL CHEMICAL SERVICES, which basically only means dye hair to me la. Why would i wanna rebond or perm?
So should i rejoice and go ahead to utilise the voucher (i really want blonde streaks, brown is so bleurgh), or grit my teeth and stand firm to my resolution of not treating my hair as a canvas and not conform to the image of an FASS student?
Speaking of that, i've still not brought up the determination (and courage) to pierce my ears. I need someone to drag me there!
Ya anyway, ADVISE ME PLEASE!
And anyone wanna shamelessly offer themselves up as my "guest" to bring to the 1 for 1 haircut thing?
Interested applicants pls apply straight to me before the end of the week thanks!
I wanna cut hair before my party!
On a totally irrelevant note, i've been pretty much bored in the office and i'm hooked on miniclip.com!
Particularly Frost Bite and Sling.
Seriously they're great time fillers for when there are no calls, and sometimes i even continue playing when i'm on the phone, since the questions are so generic that i can just answer without thinking.
So all those bored in the office or anywhere else, go play to your hearts content!
Labels: birthday, culture, random, recommendations, work
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
you can tell...
...how bored i am in the office. I was browsing thru my bloglinks and came upon Edith's blog and apparently she tagged me to do this without informing me!
So here i am doing it.
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You.Can.Only.Type.ONE.Word.
1. Where is your cell phone?
x servicing
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife?
x single
3. Your hair?:
x styled
4. Your mother?:
x short
5. Your father?:
x black
6. Your favorite thing?:
x food
7. Your dream last night?:
x darkness
8. Your favorite drink?:
x tea
9. Your dream car?:
x BMW
10. The room you are in?:
x office
11. Your ex?:
x *shrugs*
12. Your fear?:
x fat
13. What do you want to be in 10 years:
x love
14. Who did you hang out with last night?:
x tutee
15. What you're not?
x thin
16. Muffins?
x chocolate
17. One of your wish list items?
x MACBOOK!
19. The last thing you did?
x "Hello?"
20. What are you wearing?
x stripes
21. Your tv?
x home
22. Your pet?
x died
23. Your computer?
x old
24. Your life?
x mundane
25. Your mood?
x flat
27. What are you thinking about right now?
x lunch
28. Your car?
x *dreams*
29. Your work?
x slack
30. Summer?
x sun
31. Your relationship status?
x Q2
32. Your favorite color?
x black
33. When is the last time you laughed?
x Sunday
34. Last time you cried?
x December
35. School?
x waiting
Now write down names of 3 people and get them to do this!
x Huishan
x Tyler
x Soo Chin
Labels: memes
suprisingly accurate
| Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP) |
 Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive. Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving. |
For such a short test, it actually could get the same results as when i took the actual longer test. But i was a double personality type. Not only was i an INFP, i was an ENFP as well. But i guess it's still fairly accurate for 12 questions.
Anyway, if you're interested to know more about your personality type, you can always ask me cos i have the handout with the descriptions of all the personality types there possibly is.
Sunday, April 01, 2007
happy april fools day!
Scroll down to see why i'm glad that my monitor is the big ass one.
*picture removed till further notice*
One using the monitor's heat, the other one using the wind from the CPU fan.
OH MAN! I also think it's gross, but what to do, i was desperate can!
I think my collegue saw it, cos she came over to my cubby hole to check something on my computer, then i think she made a grossed out face.
ARGH!
And once again the title has nothing to do with the entry.
