Sunday, February 10, 2008

bile tastes bad

Have been on a drinking binge since the 1st day of CNY.

Drank abit at Clarke Quay with Evon, Bacca, Clara and SX and got high. Took gazillions of pics. Lazy to post.

Drank more at Jevon's party. Insulted a couple of strangers and fell asleep on the bed. Started snoring and it didn't help that the movie they were watching turned out to be an art house-ish film with silent scenes where everyone could hear me snore in between. Answered bacca's call and had no recollection of it whatsoever. Woken up by a complete stranger who smiled at me and politely informed me that i was snoring. And i mean stranger. I knew no one except for the birthday boy and another guy.

Drank obscenely at Karen's place with said person, Nigel, Lisan and Biyi. Rebacca left early and Richard didn't drink. Played "I have never...", my new favourite drinking game. Got fucking red in the face. Eyes went bloodshot. Lisan was no better, puked twice in the toilet bowl. I have never puked, i happily informed the rest. Karen's mum got pissed, even thou i said she looked like her sister. Cabbed home with Biyi and reached home with no recollections of her alighting. Managed to pay to driver after 2 failed attempts and stumbled home. Went to the toilet and stoned abit after removing contacts. PUKED all over the shower area and choked the drain. Had to remove with toilet paper in my drunken and blurry vision-ed state. Bathed and hit the bed. Doesn't end there. Started hallucinating about drinking, like i was still at Karen's place. Was talking to myself, telling Lisan to stop drinking and telling the others to stop making me drink and that i wanted to back out of the game. Fell asleep, but woke up ard 3 hours later to blog this.

Going to house hop with the sec sch gang. I predict drinking in the near future.


Posted by juni @ 08:01 :: (0) comments

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

only recently

I've kept getting questions like "Hey, are you pure chinese?" or like "Are you mixed?" from people in school. And it's only in this semester have i received such queries from the people i just got to know.

Anyway, you know how when you go to your relatives house or when your relatives come over, and you've not seem them for awhile, they're sure to comment on your looks?

Well normally they'd say "Eh boy/girl, you slimmed down already ah/become hensum/pwetty already ah?"

Well, my aunt came over for reunion lunch (i have reunion lunch with my maternal side relatives and dinner with the paternal side) and the first thing she said upon seeing me was "EH JUNYI! You go for plastic surgery ah!"

"Erm, no?"

"Last year you don't look like that leh..."

"... -_-|| ..."

During last year's CNY:

Just a lil fatter, hair a lil shorter, a lil more pimplier and wearing specs.

No diff right?

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Posted by juni @ 14:49 :: (2) comments


I don't want you to think of me as an eavesdropper so I'll just say that I'm listening to music instead of my neighbour's maid flirting with my other neighbour's driver.


I like it when people think of me as an intellectual so I will list a bunch of intellectual-sounding books here, even those I don't plan to read.


Since I can't list my porn collection here, I'll just leave it this way until I can force myself to watch non-pornographic stuff, which may or may not happen.