Tuesday, October 31, 2006


is the only time of the year where guys can dress up as girls and walk around Singapore legally. Actually, April Fool's day also can, but hardly anyone celebrates April Fool's day in clubs do they?

Club hopping is fun!

Anyway, i tried out the revolutionary new way of losing weight. Introducing Flabelos.

It seriously hurts. Especially if you jack it up to the max. It's like you can feel your intestines knotting and your stomach colliding with your spleen.

No wonder there were newspaper reports on how these weight loss equipments that vibrate the body were actually bad for health. I heard got people die one leh.

Don't let the smiles fool you. Really very uncomfortable. Like wanna vomit. And i didn't feel like i worked on anything. Just vibrates the hell out of me. Bleah.

Aiyoh. My boobs are shaking.


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Monday, October 30, 2006


Seems like it was yesterday when I saw your face
You told me how proud you were, but I walked away
If only I knew what I know today
Ooh, ooh

I would hold you in my arms
I would take the pain away
Thank you for all you've done
Forgive all your mistakes
There's nothing I wouldn't do
To hear your voice again
Sometimes I wanna call you
But I know you won't be there

Ohh I'm sorry for blaming you
For everything I just couldn't do
And I've hurt myself by hurting you

Some days I feel broke inside but I won't admit
Sometimes I just wanna hide 'cause it's you I miss
And it's so hard to say goodbye
When it comes to this, oooh

Would you tell me I was wrong?
Would you help me understand?
Are you looking down upon me?
Are you proud of who I am?

There's nothing I wouldn't do
To have just one more chance
To look into your eyes
And see you looking back

Ohh I'm sorry for blaming you
For everything I just couldn't do
And I've hurt myself, ohh

If I had just one more day
I would tell you how much that I've missed you
Since you've been away
Ooh, it's dangerous
It's so out of line
To try and turn back time

I'm sorry for blaming you
For everything I just couldn't do
And I've hurt myself by hurting you

-Christina Aguliera

I'm sorry for screwing this up. I've hurt myself by hurting you.

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Sunday, October 22, 2006

NTU comedy


"No grass on the busy road,
No hair on the clever head."

Watch it.

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Friday, October 20, 2006

wow, it's dusty hazy in here

*cough cough*

Yoohoo, is anyone still here?

-looks around-

I can only see dust bunnies hopping madly around. Maybe there's someone over there, but i can't see them cos of the haze.

The haze has been so bad these couple of weeks haven't it?

So have my health actually. The constant coughings not doing me good. I have so much phlegm in me that if i collect my spit, i could paint my old VS uniform to look like TJC's uniform.

Phlegm green i call it. No offence.

Anyway, i can't believe that the haze has stuck around for such a freakin' long time. It's like becoming a common sight around us already.

It's at such a stage where, when the sky's clear, i'd exclaim in surprise, "Eh, today no haze! So funny hor..."

The haze's so bad i'm using it as an excuse to stop exercising. No more running or swimming means i'm turning back into michellin, white and fat.

Normally, evening times usually mean the antagonising task of getting off my butt to change into running gear. Now i happily stay on my fast-ballooning-ass all day long, saying, "Aiyah, so hazy, how to run? Later cannot take it then collapse how? Dun run lah."

You know i heard that in Malaysia, the haze is so bad that the government was thinking of banning smoking nationwide if it hit a certain PSI level. I dunno how true that is, but it's quite ridiculous to hear.

I mean, what's the difference? Everyone's a second-hand smoker already just by breathing. Stopping people from smoking just kills them faster.

Cos i heard that second-hand smokers die of cancer faster because smokers at least have the filter.

The only people happy with the haze would be arsonists. They can happily set things on fire and no one would find out.

"Help! Help! I think a house on the 10th storey is on fire! There's so much smoke!"

"Aiyah, don't be stupid. That's not smoke, it's haze lah."

The haze not bad actually. Don't need to burn mosquito coils. Got so much smoke around us already. Poor NSFs doing guard duty must be thanking our neighbours for providing 24 hours mosquito repellant.

Speaking of NSFs, my friend showed me a link to a flash vid that's quite interesting. Click here to watch it. (jw you should watch this, it has your favourite arrowing attack!)

The haze better clear up soon so that i have no excuse not to go exercise.

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Thursday, October 05, 2006

to whom it may concern

Happy (ex) anniversary.

It would have been our 3rd year, but alas, it wasn't meant to be.

I'm very sorry things turned out this way, but i hope you'll carry on being yourself, being hip, cool, funky and all.

I've learnt many things from you. You've made me into another person, for better or for worse.

I'd like to think better but you'd definitely disagree.

Anyhow, i can't deny that since leaving i've struggled. I've felt lost, lonely and little. But these are things that are undeniable.

Take a deep breath and soldier on.

And soldiered on i did. I've found what i was looking for.

Hope you find yours soon.


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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

a new begining.

And it starts with a new anklet made long ago by someone recent.

I have hair on my whole leg ok, not only that sparse vegetated area that you see.

Spent a 100 bucks on clothes today. -faints-

From Revoltage, it made up half the 100 and i love it! Have no idea how to match tops with it but heck la, buy first then say. The other half of the 100 was a top for someone else, but i think i'll end up wearing it too, cos it looks so hot!

Anyone any suggestions on the types of tops to match? I love my oddball berms!

I bought another 10 bucks watch to match my last 15 bucks one.

At first glance i thought it was Diesel, but alas, it wasn't to be.

I bought a disease.

The mother of piracy decided to name this watch Diesis. Sister to Diesel and mother of death and disease.

I turned the watch around and to my horror, i saw this on the underside:

Omg, i nearly died lor. Like so proud to be fake liddat.

Everyone say hi to Dominic. Everyone's been telling us we look alike.

Do we?

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I don't want you to think of me as an eavesdropper so I'll just say that I'm listening to music instead of my neighbour's maid flirting with my other neighbour's driver.


I like it when people think of me as an intellectual so I will list a bunch of intellectual-sounding books here, even those I don't plan to read.


Since I can't list my porn collection here, I'll just leave it this way until I can force myself to watch non-pornographic stuff, which may or may not happen.