Monday, November 27, 2006


I'm taking it back till further notice.

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Saturday, November 18, 2006

money and the sea!

I did a funny stupid thing today.

I withdrew a thousand bucks by accident!

When the machine spat out this thick wad of 50 dollar bills, stupid Dom burst out laughing.

The thing was, the ATM had a faulty screen, and i needed the money badly because i wanted to try the Kuching Kolo Mee (which is currently featured on my just-revived gluttonism blog) and there wasn't any other ATMs nearby. So, being confident of my drawing money skills, i proceeded to press by intuition.

By the time i sensed something amiss and started to jab furiously at the 'cancel' button, it was too late! My ATM card came out first, followed by one-freaking-thousand bucks!

I was so damn stressed with so much money just sitting in my wallet that i had it in a death grip the whole time until i could deposit it back in.

Anyway, in a few hours time (it's freaking 4am as i'm typing this!) i'm gonna have to wake up to get my ass to Harbourfront to take the sampan. I hope it doesn't knock into a coconut and sink...

I also hope my sampan doesn't cross the paths of ferocious sea monsters fiercely fucking...

Wish me bon voyage people!

i'll miss you.

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Thursday, November 16, 2006

a series of disjointed events

The Christmas lights are up in Orchard and boy are they sure pwetty. The last time i enjoyed walking down Orchard Road just looking at the lights was......


I really am seeing things in a different light, pun unintended, thanks to you.

I'm going on a cruise with my family on the 19th and i haven't packed. I have no time, what with the present making and the window shopping.

What's worse is that i have no idea where we're going, and my father doesn't wanna tell me/doesn't know himself. I only know one of the stops is gonna be at Phuket.

The fact that i have no idea where we're going makes it impossible for me to change currency so that i can be financially independant. With family, i doubt i'll get a chance to walk around and buy stuff anyway, but IF i see something gettable, i don't wanna have to be at the mercy of my dad's purse strings wallet threads.

I just hope that there's gonna be many many exquisite seashells to collect. Give me clean sand, clear blue waters and a nice golden tan please!

Oh oh, like Jean, i luuuurrve popping bubble wrap! It's just the combination of the squeezing and the satisfaction of hearing a resounding "POK" that really gets me off!

And with this site, you don't have to wait for when you move house or when you buy something fragile to enjoy the sound of the "POK"!

They really got the sound down pat.

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

safac anniversary dinner

We had our company dinner at this place called Bliss Restaurant at Expo.

Yes, freaking other-side-of-the-map Expo. And at a restaurant that sounded like a brothel.

Food sucked, entertainment was bleah, although it was Eileen Wee, who intro-ed herself using some Jap name.

But the service brought itself to a entirely different level of low. Can you imagine, after the second dish, which happened to be roasted chicken, the bones on our plates were thrown back into the main plate and the plates were given back to us.

What's worse was the waiter took mine and a friend's plate, used them to scrape the bones off each other and happily plonked the plates back infront of us.

I was so appalled!

This time i didn't bring a camera, but many others brought their's instead, so i took many photos anyway!

This is Fabian. He's my BMT OOC friend. OOC means Out Of Course. He broke his leg while doing SOC, the lucky bugger. I was so surprised to see him there.

When he told me that my bastard buddy from both BMT and FDC (yes, same guy) was there as well, i was like, "Please don't let me see him, i'll suay 13 years." I managed to avoid seeing him throughout the dinner, but i was destined for bad luck because i saw him at the side of the road while going home. How gross.

Remind me to tell you guys some of the horror stories that surrounded him. Quite grusome.

Anyway, the rest of the pictures are not sent to me yet so i'll just have to post them some other time.

I am so bloody full right now. But it's better cos i just shat.

Shouldn't have eaten that last 3 bowls of orh nee (yam paste)...

What? Everyone left before dessert so i just ate for them lor.

I'm so bloody fat now.

P.S. I'm so sorry for the lack of updates. Been busy lazing around at home watching downloaded reality tv and making a present for someone special. And blogging has lost some of it's shine already. WHY AM I NOT GETTING FAMOUS LOL...

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Thursday, November 02, 2006

japanese learning english


If you haven't watched this clip at JW's blog, you should watch it now!

It's freaking hilarious, but i seemed to have seen it somewhere before.

Ah, here it is. Watch it. It's better!

It's a blatant ripoff from this Japanese program la! And this one is SOOOOOO much funnier, without having to resort to crude references to the female anatomy.

By old people no less.

one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ten one, ten two, ten three, ten four, ten five, ten six, ten seven, ten eight, ten nine, ten ten!

ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten!

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I don't want you to think of me as an eavesdropper so I'll just say that I'm listening to music instead of my neighbour's maid flirting with my other neighbour's driver.


I like it when people think of me as an intellectual so I will list a bunch of intellectual-sounding books here, even those I don't plan to read.


Since I can't list my porn collection here, I'll just leave it this way until I can force myself to watch non-pornographic stuff, which may or may not happen.