Friday, November 30, 2007

i've been alphanumerised!

ACK!

I have lost my identity!

"You don't have to write your name on the answer booklet, only your matriculation number", says the invigilator.

What's my name?!? I don't remember!!! All i remember is my matric number!!!

Two more to go two more to go!

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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

2D images that dance!



Can you believe i drew that? So cool!

Try drawing your own little creature and watch it dance!

http://roxik.com/pictaps/

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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

grey's anatomy quote of the day:

"MEREDITH: "McSexy wants some x-ray check for fractures and I think it's a bad idea if I take him."

CHRISTINA: "McSexy?"

MEREDITH: "No?"

IZZIE: "McYummy."

MEREDITH & CHRISTINA: "No."

MEREDITH: "McSteamy."

CHRISTINA: "Ah, there it is."

IZZIE: "Yep."

GEORGE: "Oh, uhm sorry, I was just chocking back some McVomit..."

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it's my duty to bring you funny shit like this



Go watch other Jeff Dunham stuff. Funny shit, once again.

Studying hard hard! Blog again!

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Saturday, November 17, 2007

we're drivers too



This time i passed with 4 demerit points, for slow gear change and improper signaling when stopping.

Well about freaking time. I've prolly spent thousands on driving. Yucks.

Those who have not passed, let me console you.

I can drive now, but i have no car.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Tesco's spicy ad



This ad is so cute.

And yes, i know i'm reverting back to the one liner + youtube video format.

Have a nice day. =)

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Sunday, November 11, 2007

This is PROJECT RUNWAY!

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Tuesday, November 06, 2007

why you shouldn't let your baby sleep with you



Man oh man that's wrong.

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I went for a run today. For the first time in maybe 4 - 5 months.

A proper run, by myself.

Quite shiok i must say. Have to do this more often. And i love my running route. It's so scenic and tranquil. And there's rolling hills all around ala teletubbies land.

Can fly kite there as well. I've not flown a kite since i was too young. Anyone wanna do something old school like kite flying one day?

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Anyway, have you heard? Hollywood script writers have gone on strike! They're going against big studios over their share of the profits from DVD sales and online broadcasts.

You would think this doesn't affect you, since it's only the America talk shows that are largely suffering now, but think again!

Who out there loves Heroes to bits? I know i do!

Do you know that if this strike goes on, season 2 of heroes would have to be cut short? Apparently, this newest season has 3 storylines unfolding, one after the other. The first storyline, "Generations" would be ending in Dec, but if the strikes holds out, the studios would have to be forced to turn it into a season finale instead!

Ok fine this would only be affecting the people who download/stream the show. But regular TV watchers would be affected in due time!

This is appalling! I hope the studios and the writers settle it amicably pronto man. It sucks for season 2 to end so fast.

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Oh oh! I nearly forgot, while i was rushing to meet my driving instructor (last lesson i was late for 20 mins and ended up going at 80km/h to reach the driving centre in time for my circuit training), i got stopped at Commonwealth train station for a random bagcheck.

This time, i wasn't even carry a large bag like before.

You guys have to click here to see my previous experience.

I guess i really look like a terrorist huh...

p.s. i know you guys missed my old way of blogging, i miss it too! but i've got no time and no brain juice to do such stuff anymore! =(((

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Monday, November 05, 2007

快 乐工 厂

Pleasure Factory is a 86 min local production shot in the red-light district of Geylang.

I went into the cinema with the hopes that it wouldn't be as bad as i was warned, and i was pleasantly surprised that it actually wasn't! Although some parts were kinda draggy and i became a tad restless, i found the show to be quite thought-provoking.

It's a film with 3 different storylines.

A young army boy losing his virginity (i wanted to include the words 'for the first time' but i realised how ironic it would be).

A jaded prostitute who just wanted someone to cuddle with.

A young girl who's mom sits there smoking while she's being forced to blow a fat old man who may/may not be her father.



The silliness of the "spring chicken" while trying to figure out how to use a condom made me smile, the vulnerability of the prostitute who sought solace in the guy who sold songs made me go awww and the young girl ending up in the foreigner's bed with the guy walking around the house in his CK briefs looking all emo made me go "WHAT? So did they have sex or not?" because the show abruptly ended at that point.

My friend, KW, commented that the idea of beauty in the show was kinda warped. The two girls who were called 漂亮 (beautiful) weren't very. In fact the prostitute who slept with the army guy sounded SO much like ru hua that KW and i just couldn't stop giggling whenever she spoke! It came to a point where he kept saying "你真的很漂亮" that i just involuntarily let out a "Urgh" sound which made the middle aged couple beside me snigger.

Oh well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder i guess. But what a bad eye.

Anyway, it's not too bad a show la, if you can sit through 3 hours of LOTR, you probably can sit through 86 mins of this. But i'm sorry to say that it's R21, so kids, just stay home and surf porn. It's free!

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Thursday, November 01, 2007

blind idolisation

The JS lecture just flashed a part of a video on SMAP and alot of girls started squealing.

Oh dear so embarrassing.

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random thought

I just came back from watching Halloween and it struck me:

toilet doors and partitions in public restrooms are flimsy.

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Listening

I don't want you to think of me as an eavesdropper so I'll just say that I'm listening to music instead of my neighbour's maid flirting with my other neighbour's driver.

Reading

I like it when people think of me as an intellectual so I will list a bunch of intellectual-sounding books here, even those I don't plan to read.

Viewing

Since I can't list my porn collection here, I'll just leave it this way until I can force myself to watch non-pornographic stuff, which may or may not happen.

Clicks


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