Saturday, March 24, 2007

i Am @ Youth.SG : what juni wants

This year ain't the year of the pig...

It's the year of the birthday parties!!!



Especially for the 1986 batch, because EVERYONE'S TURNING 21!

Like duh.

At first, i didn't want to have a celebration for myself. I intended to just let my birthday slip by like the previous years, with only some friends asking me out.

But after being invited to so many parties, i gian already la!

With great parties come great responsibility.

I'm frazzled enough as it is, but i still have to manage the guestlist, cater food, order cake, buy extra sides.

All of which i've not done.

I've done one thing thou.

I've created an improbable wishlist for fear of people buying me stuffed toys. Although some of the items there are like impossibles, a boy can dream.

Ok, without further ado, it's 不要脸 (thick skinned) time.








I doubt the Abercrombie polos can be found in Singapore (i don't want cheong ones!), you can try buying them online thou! Oh, i'll accept Ralph Lauren polos too! NO GIORDANO OR NO FOOD FOR YOU!

If you wanna get Topman tees or shirts, i wear M hor. I know i'm fat, dun need to make me look fatter by buying me baggy clothes. And try to abstain from white/light colours cos it's fattening!

What's most important is to surprise me! But after this entry, i think it's hard for me to get surprised.

Aiyah, if i think of anything else i'll edit this entry and repost it! Kinda braindead from all that photoshopping.

If you're not sure how to get any items from the list, ask me ask me!

Now everyone chant with me,

NO STUFFED TOYS, NO ORNAMENTS, NO CRAPPY CLOTHES!
NO STUFFED TOYS, NO ORNAMENTS, NO CRAPPY CLOTHES!
NO STUFFED TOYS, NO ORNAMENTS, NO CRAPPY CLOTHES!
NO STUFFED TOYS, NO ORNAMENTS, NO CRAPPY CLOTHES!
NO STUFFED TOYS, NO ORNAMENTS, NO CRAPPY CLOTHES!
NO STUFFED TOYS, NO ORNAMENTS, NO CRAPPY CLOTHES!
NO STUFFED TOYS, NO ORNAMENTS, NO CRAPPY CLOTHES!
NO STUFFED TOYS, NO ORNAMENTS, NO CRAPPY CLOTHES!
NO STUFFED TOYS, NO ORNAMENTS, NO CRAPPY CLOTHES!

If anyone gets me crappy stuff i'll throw a tantrum and sit on the floor!



Not like i haven't done it before.



But nothing beats my brother.

Remember people, there's a fine line to being poor and being cheap. Careful which side you tread on.

HAHA!

Oh man i'm coming off as such an ass. I'm really very nice in real life one...

p/s, i've tagged this entry with 'friendship' because you guys are such great friends! i wuv chew!

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Posted by juni @ 08:13 :: (4) comments

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

male bonding

A campmate from another shift said this to me just now on msn.

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Soki says:
actually we can be good friends one leh

VinoVino says:
huh?

Soki says:
if we know each other somewhere else

VinoVino says:
lol

Soki says:
fuck la i dun sound gay right

Soki says:
i mean

Soki says:
gd friends

Soki says:
not gay friends

Soki says:
cb i think i sounded gay

Soki says:
LOL

VinoVino says:
LOL

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It's one part touching and one part cringe-worthy, but all parts awww...


Updates on my wisdom tooth.

It's more or less fine now, just that the thread seems to be coming loose and i keep fiddling it with my tongue. I feel like just yanking out the thread, but i scared it'll turn out to be like happy tree friends.

But my thread removal is scheduled on the 12th (and my second surgery is on the 13th!). That's about a week more. I think the thread will just disintegrate by then since i keep chewing on it as i'm eating.

The hole is still there. I'm worried that it won't close. Then i'll forever have a storage space for my food. Machiam hamster.

Then the food will start rotting and it'll spread and i'll rot from the inside out.

What a gory thought.

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Posted by juni @ 23:46 :: (0) comments

Listening

I don't want you to think of me as an eavesdropper so I'll just say that I'm listening to music instead of my neighbour's maid flirting with my other neighbour's driver.

Reading

I like it when people think of me as an intellectual so I will list a bunch of intellectual-sounding books here, even those I don't plan to read.

Viewing

Since I can't list my porn collection here, I'll just leave it this way until I can force myself to watch non-pornographic stuff, which may or may not happen.

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