Tuesday, March 27, 2007
it's real!!! (but i'm skeptical)
Those of you who've watched the latest Jack Neo movie, Just Follow Law, would remember with some amusement the old lady who acted as the mother of Fann Wong's character.
That's the same old lady who was seen collecting empty drink cans and working at Macdonalds in the show just because she was bored with nothing to do.
On the show, she had so much free time that she took up English lessons and learnt how to use the Internet. She surprised those vagrant characters in the show with her good command of English while taking their orders and even showed them her Internet Banking account, under the name of Lao Zhar Bor (i dunno if you guys spotted the name, but i sure did and i got quite a laugh out of it).
The funniest thing of all was when she told them, "Wo hai you blog ne, lao zha bor dot blogspot dot com", and proceeded to type in her blog's URL.
So hilarious right?
You know what's even more hilarious?
Huishan (i watched the show with her) msned me while i was working and screamed in caps, "IT'S REAL!!!"
She then pasted a URL following that outburst.
As i was swamped with calls, i clicked on it but left it while i attended to the calls.
I was practically swamped with enquiries all the way, so i briefly browsed through the site she gave me.
It was laozhabor.blogspot.com.
*faints*
I was squealing with glee that the site actually exists!
At first i thought that someone else set it up after the show, the English was too good to be a lao zha bor's, but then i saw the pictures.
If you watch as much local television and movies as me (read: not much), you'll recognise the other woman as another lao zha bor who frequently cameos in those shows as either grannys or random passerbys.
*double faints*
I have no time to really analyse the blog, but once i get home (i'm still in office [sad face]), i'm so gonna sit down and read everything!
This is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo groundbreakingly funny.
She should join the youth.sg blogging competition since she's so hip!
LOL!
My god i'm still feeling tickled.
edit: according to aldwin it's old news. nvm, still damn funny!
Labels: funny, gossip, random, youth.sg
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
scandal on a note
No, this is not gonna be about the les film.
This is about the scandal that rocked the American Idol stage last month. And i bet most of you guys here don't know about it.
If you're a rabid fan of American Idol like me, you'd know who Antonella Barba is.
She's the one that gave us her horrid rendition of a Celine Dion song, and ngeh ngeh wanna retort back to Simon everytime he says that her singing sucks. The only good thing that any of the judges can say to her is that she's oh so pretty.
And i guess she really took the judges criticism and worked on it.
And worked it she did.
Be careful don't anyhow click. Some of the pictures are extremely pornographic in nature.
Last month, pictures of her surfaced on the internet. Pictures of her partying, drinking (she's underage!), topless holding her breasts and sitting on the toilet bowl.
I found this picture oddly hilarious.
If this wasn't enough, pictures of her giving head to someone with a belly came up too, but was dismissed by the show's producers as not being her. As someone commented, "Yea, maybe it's just her twin."
It's all so scandalous!
I mean, if she can sing like phwoar, it's ok, but she can't sing for nuts! So she has to fondle them. Maybe that's how she's still in the competition. Hmmmm.
Maybe this week she'll lick the microphone and do sexy moaning sounds while looking into the camera with her smouldering eyes, and just wait for the calls to come in.
She should have been out ages ago.
But i applaud her good marketing strategy.
Many people have gotten famous by the way of sexy, racy photographs on the internet, why shouldn't she do it too?
