Friday, October 20, 2006

wow, it's dusty hazy in here

*cough cough*

Yoohoo, is anyone still here?

-looks around-

I can only see dust bunnies hopping madly around. Maybe there's someone over there, but i can't see them cos of the haze.

The haze has been so bad these couple of weeks haven't it?

So have my health actually. The constant coughings not doing me good. I have so much phlegm in me that if i collect my spit, i could paint my old VS uniform to look like TJC's uniform.

Phlegm green i call it. No offence.

Anyway, i can't believe that the haze has stuck around for such a freakin' long time. It's like becoming a common sight around us already.

It's at such a stage where, when the sky's clear, i'd exclaim in surprise, "Eh, today no haze! So funny hor..."

The haze's so bad i'm using it as an excuse to stop exercising. No more running or swimming means i'm turning back into michellin, white and fat.

Normally, evening times usually mean the antagonising task of getting off my butt to change into running gear. Now i happily stay on my fast-ballooning-ass all day long, saying, "Aiyah, so hazy, how to run? Later cannot take it then collapse how? Dun run lah."

You know i heard that in Malaysia, the haze is so bad that the government was thinking of banning smoking nationwide if it hit a certain PSI level. I dunno how true that is, but it's quite ridiculous to hear.

I mean, what's the difference? Everyone's a second-hand smoker already just by breathing. Stopping people from smoking just kills them faster.

Cos i heard that second-hand smokers die of cancer faster because smokers at least have the filter.

The only people happy with the haze would be arsonists. They can happily set things on fire and no one would find out.

"Help! Help! I think a house on the 10th storey is on fire! There's so much smoke!"

"Aiyah, don't be stupid. That's not smoke, it's haze lah."

The haze not bad actually. Don't need to burn mosquito coils. Got so much smoke around us already. Poor NSFs doing guard duty must be thanking our neighbours for providing 24 hours mosquito repellant.

Speaking of NSFs, my friend showed me a link to a flash vid that's quite interesting. Click here to watch it. (jw you should watch this, it has your favourite arrowing attack!)

The haze better clear up soon so that i have no excuse not to go exercise.

Posted by juni @ 16:37


I don't want you to think of me as an eavesdropper so I'll just say that I'm listening to music instead of my neighbour's maid flirting with my other neighbour's driver.


I like it when people think of me as an intellectual so I will list a bunch of intellectual-sounding books here, even those I don't plan to read.


Since I can't list my porn collection here, I'll just leave it this way until I can force myself to watch non-pornographic stuff, which may or may not happen.