Monday, May 14, 2007

general knowledge and hilarious commentary

*If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. *
 
~ (Hardly seems worth it.)
 
 

*If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb. *
 
~ (Now that's more like it!)


 
*The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet. * 
~ (O.M.G.!)
 
 

* A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. *
 
~ (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
 

 
*A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. *
 
~ (Creepy.)

~ (I'm still not over the pig.)
 
 

*Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour *
 
~ (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
 
 

*The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. *
 
~ ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
 
 
 
*The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field. *
 
~ (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
 
 

 
*The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. *
 
~ (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
 
 

*Some lions mate over 50 times a day. *
 
~ (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
 

 
*Butterflies taste with their feet. *
 
~ (Something I always wanted to know.)
 
 
 
*The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. *
 
~ (Hmmmmmm......)


 
*Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people. *

~ (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
 
 
 
*Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. *
 
~ (okay, so that would be a good thing)
 


*A cat's urine glows under a black light. *
 
~ (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
 

  
*An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. *
 
~ (I know some people like that.)
 

*Starfish have no brains *
 
~ (I know some people like that too.)
 
 
 
*Polar bears are left-handed. *
 
~ (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
 
 
 
*Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. *
 
~ (What about that pig??)

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Posted by juni @ 10:04

Listening

I don't want you to think of me as an eavesdropper so I'll just say that I'm listening to music instead of my neighbour's maid flirting with my other neighbour's driver.

Reading

I like it when people think of me as an intellectual so I will list a bunch of intellectual-sounding books here, even those I don't plan to read.

Viewing

Since I can't list my porn collection here, I'll just leave it this way until I can force myself to watch non-pornographic stuff, which may or may not happen.

Clicks


Links