Friday, January 12, 2007

of dentists and chestnuts

A revolutionary new product has hit the market!

iWhite has left dentists baffled and patients smiling wider and whiter!

Don't believe me? Look at the amazing results that Mediacock Artiste, Juni Goh, has achieved just by using iWhite for ONE day!

The picture may be abit gory, but YOU CANNOT DENY THE RESULTS!

Just listen to what Juni has to say:

"If i wasn't the spokesperson for iWhite, i'll still use it! But i AM the spokesperson and so you shouldn't listen to me."



Right. Hope you gundus aren't so silly to fall for that. GO TO THE DENTIST LA.

Yesterday, left house at 8am, went to National Dental Center at Outram Park, reached home at 1pm, left house at 2.30pm, went to National Dental Center again, left at 5pm to Far East, proceeded to Bugis at 7pm and reached home at 12am.

I spent more time in the train than i did at home.

I went to NDC so much was cos in the morning i had my wisdom tooth consultation and while i was there, the dentist asked me if i would like to remove the stain on my front teeth. I was like "Can remove ar?"

They had to reschedule me for that and in the end, i was to go back on the same day to do it.

The dentist asked me when was the last time i went for a cleaning and i was like thinking, "Shit, the last time i even went to see dentist was before A Levels."

So i told him that and he was quite surprised cos he said my teeth were in quite good condition.

But apparently i have a birth defect that causes the top layer of my teeth to corrode as i age, thus explaining the gaps in my teeth. But it wasn't much of a problem according to the dentist.

The dentist proceeded to drill away and in the end, i had to keep my mouth opened for one whole hour! In my mind i was thinking about my wisdom tooth operation and how i was going to tahan through that if i felt so restless for this one also.

And i was given 2 jabs of the numbing juice to numb my pain. It tasted damn bitter la. I'm going to die when they jab me FOUR times for my wisdom tooth op.

Finally the dentist was done, but he seemed quite unhappy about something. He passed me the mirror and i could immediately see what the problem was. The filling he used turned out to be slightly off-coloured from my original tooth! Goodness.

He had the audacity to ask me if i was disappointed. I was admittedly quite, but after that procedure, i couldn't take another moment lying down and just told him it was ok.

The dentist told me that if i really wanted it to be perfect, there's a clinic in Paragon that offers aesthetic dentistry and he offered to refer me to them.

At first i was thinking, "SIAO, sure damn ex one", but then again, maybe if he referred me, it'll be cheaper, so i asked him for it.

And he gave me this.


Yup, it's exactly what you think it is, a piece of paper ripped off his notepad, with the address of the clinic and the name of the dentist written on it.

"Uh, ok, thanks" was all i said before i walked out.

After that, i rushed down to Far East to get a haircut before rushing down to bugis to meet Alvin and KW for dinner.

stop doing MY face!

We were going to watch Forbidden Chestnuts: Portrait of a Brokewristback Geisha, a play by Jonathan Lim, Hossan Leong, Rodney Oliveiro and Judy Ngo.

If you're feeling bored and aching to do something different, i urge you to grab your best friend and head down to watch this. It's a parody of everything under the sun!

The parodies of Deathnote the movie were the BEST SHIT! The dyslexic girl who kept spelling the name wrongly and then crying anime-ly after that and the stupid girl who wrote her own name in because she didn't want people to steal her book were CLASSIC!

You seriously have to watch it for yourselves! Quick go book now!

I love my teeth!

disclaimer: please note that i do not have iwhite. the pictures are all photoshopped. i wasn't holding anything at the time the photo was taken. please do not be so dumb. thank you.

Edit: I HATE MY TEETH! The filling's too big and when i close my mouth, the back teeth cannot bite down fully. I ended up swallowing my lunch just now! How ar?!?

Posted by juni @ 17:30


I don't want you to think of me as an eavesdropper so I'll just say that I'm listening to music instead of my neighbour's maid flirting with my other neighbour's driver.


I like it when people think of me as an intellectual so I will list a bunch of intellectual-sounding books here, even those I don't plan to read.


Since I can't list my porn collection here, I'll just leave it this way until I can force myself to watch non-pornographic stuff, which may or may not happen.