Friday, December 15, 2006

compliment cookies

The reason i mentioned fortune cookies in my previous entry was because Mabs and i bought one each.

only after taking the photo did we realise we were actually dressed quite matchingly...

I was feeling lost and Mabs was feeling curious, so we thought getting a fortune would be interesting to see what we should do next.

Mabs cracked hers first and her fortune read something like "Wait and prosperity will come".

I thought it was quite a common and vague reading and procceded to crack open mine.

After i read mine, i felt so cheated...

I was supposed to get my fortune from the cookie, but what did i get instead?


I was feeling so directionless in life right now and instead of giving me focus, the cookie gave me a compliment! I had half a mind to march back to the stall and demand a refund. I didn't want a compliment cookie, i wanted a fortune cookie!

That got me thinking of insult cookies.

Imagine cracking one open to read this.

Posted by juni @ 15:26


I don't want you to think of me as an eavesdropper so I'll just say that I'm listening to music instead of my neighbour's maid flirting with my other neighbour's driver.


I like it when people think of me as an intellectual so I will list a bunch of intellectual-sounding books here, even those I don't plan to read.


Since I can't list my porn collection here, I'll just leave it this way until I can force myself to watch non-pornographic stuff, which may or may not happen.