Sunday, September 17, 2006
i have a pimple the size of pluto
It's not big enough to be considered a planet, but it's obviously not small enough to not attract attention.
I also got a haircut from Monsoon and it's so bloody short and i love it!
It's not big enough to be considered a planet, but it's obviously not small enough to not attract attention.
I also got a haircut from Monsoon and it's so bloody short and i love it!
I don't want you to think of me as an eavesdropper so I'll just say that I'm listening to music instead of my neighbour's maid flirting with my other neighbour's driver.
I like it when people think of me as an intellectual so I will list a bunch of intellectual-sounding books here, even those I don't plan to read.
Since I can't list my porn collection here, I'll just leave it this way until I can force myself to watch non-pornographic stuff, which may or may not happen.
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