Monday, September 18, 2006
2nd AWOL case
If you'd recall, there was an AWOL case sometime in June this year. And the AWOL-ee actually put some distance between the domestic authorities and herself.
This AWOL-ee wasn't so lucky this time. All she managed was to get across the road. The domestic authorities were on prowl and spotted the AWOL-ee crouched behind a stone slab.
When they reached her side, they realised that she was limp. They flipped her around to face them and got a shock of their lives!
The badly beaten and bruised AWOL-ee looked to be dead for a few hours and might even have been sexually abused.
The domestic authorities need your help in identifying this AWOL-ee.
If anyone has any information, please dial 1800-NSNSNS, or 1800-676767 (this number actually exists!).
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Jokes aside, another maid of mine ran away yet again! My mum and dad were coming home from the market when the car drove past a road junction near my house and my mum saw her.
Apparently she ran out of the car and chased after her, falling down in the process.
In the end, she found her hiding behind this stone slab that says "Welcome to Woodlands" or something to that effect.
We can't seem to keep a maid for long anymore.
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Anyway, how did you guys like my photo? I swear i only edited the colour and saturation. The weird facial contours were all done while taking the photo.
This photo is called a Jowler and is done by jowling.
First you relax your facial muscles then you shake your head from side to side real fast and snap away, preferably with flash so as to capture the moment. The resulting photo is a Jowler.
It looks embarrassing, but is such a hoot! I tried to get JW and KW to take one too, but they were too paiseh! Tsk!
"We only live once!" i say.
Anyway, here are some more Jowlers. There's an entire website dedicated to this sort of thing!
It's so funny!
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On a totally random note, my new (this is getting old) maid's name sounds like Eureka! We're calling her Eka for short.
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