Saturday, August 26, 2006

i'm a pimp

and these are my girls.

Don't even think of getting your dirrrty paws on them if the alphabets B-I-L-L-G-A-T-E-S don't spell your name.

They're so expensive you can't even begin to imagine!

Pimp: Sir! Would you like to try my girls?

Customer: But my name is spelt B-I-N-D-A-S-A-M-I, and i'm just from a little town in Southern Java. Can i afford them?

Pimp: Of course NOT!

disclaimer: i'm only kidding people! please don't try to pick them up if you see them standing next to a lampost. haha!

Posted by juni @ 01:24


I don't want you to think of me as an eavesdropper so I'll just say that I'm listening to music instead of my neighbour's maid flirting with my other neighbour's driver.


I like it when people think of me as an intellectual so I will list a bunch of intellectual-sounding books here, even those I don't plan to read.


Since I can't list my porn collection here, I'll just leave it this way until I can force myself to watch non-pornographic stuff, which may or may not happen.